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    A
    All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.
    Always Remember: You’re unique, just like everyone else.
    B
    BOMB SQUAD: If you see me running you better catch up!
    Booze destroys brain cells. But I’m too smart anyway!
    C
    Change is good…you go first!
    Clear the road, I’m sixteen!
    D
    Don’t hit kids. No, seriously. They have guns now.
    Don’t let school interfere with your education.
    Driver carries no cash. He’s married!
    E
    Everytime you speak, you make someone dumber for listening to you.
    Ex-lovers make great speed bumps.
    F
    FLORIDA: We’re number one! Wait! Recount!
    Friends don’t let friends shop drunk.
    G
    Guns don’t kill people! Drivers with cellphones do!
    Guys: No Shirt, No Service — Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
    H
    Honk if parts fall off.
    Horn broken. Watch for finger.
    I
    I’m out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?
    If all else fails, read the directions.
    If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
    If this sticker is getting smaller, the light is probably green.
    If you’re close enough to read this, you just violated your restraining order.
    If you don’t want to wash dishes, do ‘em bad the first time.
    J
    Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.
    Just say no to sex with pro-lifers.
    K
    KINKY is using a feather; PERVERTED is using the whole chicken.
    L
    Look out! I drive just like YOU!
    Lord, if I can’t be skinny, please let my friends be fat!
    M
    Moooooove, I’m trying to speed!
    My dog is smarter than your honor student.
    N
    Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
    Nobody’s ugly after 2 AM!
    O
    Oh look! Just 3,975,863 more days till I start caring what you think.
    Out of my mind. (Back in 5 minutes.)
    P
    Proud mother of a delinquent child.
    Pull my finger.
    R
    Rehab is for quitters.
    Remember: stop lights timed for 35 MPH are also timed for 70 MPH.
    S
    Stop honking. You’ll wake the guy in my trunk.
    Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.
    T
    The closer you get, the slower I go.
    This is not an abandoned vehicle.
    W
    What part of http://www.getalife.com do you not understand?
    Wife and dog missing! Reward for dog!
    Y
    You’re entitled to your wrong opinion.
    Your child may be an honor student, but you drive like an idiot.